Sunday, June 24, 2007

The diary of a Malidivian

The diary of a Malidivian, currently living in the United Kingdom, where the Religious Police no longer trouble him for the moment.In Memory of the lives of Maldivian Politicians, lost in double stand between religion and politics. when their self’s burnt down. The Religious Police is watching them and would not allow them to leave the building, nor allow the Firemen to enter.
24 June 2007
A Memo
From: Royal Press SecretaryTo: His MajestyDate: 1st February 2006Subject: CartoonsAs Your Majesty requested recently, in order to divert public attention from the regrettable demise of a small number of pilgrims in Makkah during the last Hajj, Saudi newspapers were instructed to revive the four-month-old story of cartoons about the Prophet (PBUH) in a Danish newspaper, and turn it into an attack on Denmark, together with a "spontaneous demand by the people" for a boycott of Danish goods. So far this has worked reasonably well, although major Danish exports are bacon and lager beer, which we do not import, except as "special consignments" for some members of your family. There has also been some unfortunate "collateral damage" in that "Nido" was wrongly identified as a Danish product when it is in fact Swiss; also the boycott has resulted in several thousand Third World expatriates being laid off in the Saudi plants of the Danish dairy company Arla. However we cannot be expected to take the troubles of the entire world upon our shoulders. What is becoming to a concern to me is the "Denmark fatigue" that is clearly emerging in our newspapers. It has been an enormous strain on them to produce up to four reports a day from a story where nothing is essentially happening. It is also apparent that "reader fatigue" is setting in, and that instead of yet another article on Denmark, they would much prefer to read in great detail all the minutiae of Your Majesty's travels around the world, the full transcripts of your after-dinner speeches, and other matters of great interest and importance .
I have therefore given some thought to "spicing up" the story, and have come to the conclusion that we ought to find some other country, ideally small, harmless and inoffensive and with exports that do not appeal to your family, to demonize in addition to Denmark. I have therefore been reviewing all published representations of the Prophet (PBUH) to establish what countries could be blamed for them. Sadly, there are many representations out there, perhaps more than we ever imagined.
This picture is of an early Renaissance fresco in Bologna's Church of San Petronio, created by Giovanni da Modena and depicting Mohammed being tortured in Hell. Whilst theologically incorrect (it is in fact the Pope who will be tortured in Hell), I would not recommend antagonizing the Italians at this time, simply because of the volume of Italian marble that is imported for use within our royal palaces and public buildings.
This is present-day imagery that can be bought easily in the souks of Iran, and confirms how doctrinally unsound these Shiite Muslims are. However I would recommend against targeting Iran at present, for the same reason that you in your royal wisdom have chosen not to criticize their building of nuclear weapons; we want to avoid being seen as "Pro-Israeli". This is a representation of the eviscerated Prophet (PBUH) in the Eighth Circle of Hell as described in the Italian Poet Dante's "Inferno", where he quotes the lines
No barrel, even though it's lost a hoop / or end-piece, ever gapes as one whom I / saw ripped right from his chin to where we fart: / his bowels hung between his legs, one saw / his vitals and the miserable sack / that makes of what we swallow excrement. While I was all intent on watching him, / he looked at me, and with his hands he spread his chest and said: "See how I split myself! / See now how maimed Mohammed is! And he / who walks and weeps before me is Alì, / whose face is opened wide from chin to forlock. The poet lived in what is now Italy, which I have touched on before. The artist, Gustave Doré, on the other hand, is French. However your Majesty would appreciate the difficulty of boycotting a country where you and several members of your family have summer residences. This is by an Islamic artist, from somewhere in Central Asia. However, no-one is going to be interested in some place called Uzz-Wuzzistan, or care if we stop importing Yak milk.This depiction of Mohammad at Madinah is of Arab origin. However, we can't boycott ourselves, can we? (If his Majesty will permit me this small jest!)In this picture, Mohammad is shown as trampling on the Cross and Ten Commandments, which, while admirable in itself, is still a Haram likeness. It is set in the Netherlands, which would qualify as a small and harmless country, only exporting flowers to my knowledge. However, thinking ahead, they are in Group C in this year's World Cup, and we are in Group H. If we meet later in the competition, having victimized them over a 300-year-old picture, then we would definitely get a very serious kicking with the rest of the world cheering them on, and a great loss of face for us. Discretion is the better part of valor in this instance.

In this image, the Prophet (PBUH) is depicted in an advertisement for bouillon cubes. It is German. However the Germans have a reputation for being very aggressive, and would definitely boot us from one end of the park to the other in the World Cup. Best left alone. The North Frieze on the Supreme Court building in Washington, DC features a bas-relief sculpture of Mohammed, in between other law-givers Justinian and Charlemagne. If His Majesty will permit me my little jest, we know a few guys in Afghanistan who have experience in removing statues from rock faces! (We may have to wait a few decades, though!).

Another image from the USA, this time the sacriligious "South Park" episode called "Super Best Friends". Whilst I do not propose boycotting the USA, His Majesty may wish to be reminded of some of their blasphemies, for such time as and when this decadent country falls, like an over-ripe plum, into our lap. The final image is the most promising.Published a mere 30 years ago, and in itself a very dashing depiction, it is nevertheless a Haram covering for an illustrated story. And the good news is that it was written by Hergé, a Belgian! Belgium is a small, harmless country that only exports, to my knowledge, chocolates and beer, but not Your Majesty's favorites. Also, they are not in the World Cup! I recommend them as the next country to threaten, once the Saudi public tires of Denmark, which will alas be very soon. Victory, as we both appreciate, is all a matter of choosing the right fight.
PS, the Germans have gone on the offensive. I did say they were very aggressive.
PPS I have now learnt that France Soir in France, La Stampa in Italy and El Periodico in Spain have also published these cartoons. Tomorrow no doubt their competitors will do the same thing. I fear that we are going to lose the initiative here, we can't boycott everyone, we could become a laughing stock. Guidance, please. Should I order the Saudi papers to follow standard procedures and ignore all this bad news?
Press Secretary

32 comments:

n†om said...

hmm...

irf.net said...

PROPHET MUHAMMAD (pbuh) IN THE BIBLE
by Dr. Zakir Naik

Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) in the Old Testament:


The Qur’an mentions in Surah Al-Araf chapter 7 verse 157:

"Those who follow the Messenger, the unlettered Prophet, whom they find mentioned in their own (scriptures) in the law and the Gospel".

1.
MUHAMMAD (PBUH) PROPHESISED IN THE BOOK OF DEUTERONOMY:



Almighty God speaks to Moses in Book of Deuteronomy chapter 18 verse 18:

"I will raise them up a Prophet from among their brethren, like unto thee, and I will put my words in his mouth; and he shall speak unto them all that I shall command him."

The Christians say that this prophecy refers to Jesus (pbuh) because Jesus (pbuh) was like Moses (pbuh). Moses (pbuh) was a Jew, as well as Jesus (pbuh) was a Jew. Moses (pbuh) was a Prophet and Jesus (pbuh) was also a Prophet.

If these two are the only criteria for this prophecy to be fulfilled, then all the Prophets of the Bible who came after
Moses (pbuh) such as Solomon, Isaiah, Ezekiel, Daniel, Hosea, Joel, Malachi, John the Baptist, etc. (pbut) will
fulfill this prophecy since all were Jews as well as prophets.

However, it is Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) who is like Moses (pbuh):

i)


Both had a father and a mother, while Jesus (pbuh) was born miraculously without any male intervention.

[Mathew 1:18 and Luke 1:35 and also Al-Qur'an 3:42-47]

ii)
Both were married and had children. Jesus (pbuh) according to the Bible did not marry nor had children.

iii)
Both died natural deaths. Jesus (pbuh) has been raised up alive. (4:157-158)



Muhammad (pbuh) is from among the brethren of Moses (pbuh). Arabs are brethren of Jews. Abraham (pbuh) had two sons: Ishmail and Isaac (pbut). The Arabs are the descendants of Ishmail (pbuh) and the Jews are the descendants of Isaac (pbuh).

Words in the mouth:

Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) was unlettered and whatever revelations he received from Almighty God he repeated them verbatim.

"I will raise them up a Prophet from among their brethren, like unto thee, and will put my words in his mouth; and he shall speak unto them all that I shall command him."

[Deuteronomy 18:18]

iv)
Both besides being Prophets were also kings i.e. they could inflict capital punishment. Jesus (pbuh) said, "My kingdom is not of this world." (John 18:36).

v)
Both were accepted as Prophets by their people in their lifetime but Jesus (pbuh) was rejected by his
people. John chapter 1 verse 11 states, "He came unto his own, but his own received him not."

iv)
Both brought new laws and new regulations for their people. Jesus (pbuh) according to the Bible did not bring any new laws. (Mathew 5:17-18).

2.
It is Mentioned in the book of Deuteronomy chapter 18:19



"And it shall come to pass, that whosoever will not harken unto my words which he shall speak in my name, I will require it of him."

3.
Muhammad (pbuh) is prophesised in the book of Isaiah:



It is mentioned in the book of Isaiah chapter 29 verse 12:

"And the book is delivered to him that is not learned, saying, Read this, I pray thee: and he saith, I am not learned."

When Archangel Gabrail commanded Muhammad (pbuh) by saying Iqra - "Read", he replied, "I am not learned".

4.
prophet Muhammad (pbuh) mentioned by name in the old testament:



Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) is mentioned by name in the Song of Solomon chapter 5 verse 16:

"Hikko Mamittakim we kullo Muhammadim Zehdoodeh wa Zehraee Bayna Jerusalem."

"His mouth is most sweet: yea, he is altogether lovely. This is my beloved, and this is my friend, O daughters
of Jerusalem."

In the Hebrew language im is added for respect. Similarely im is added after the name of Prophet Muhammad
(pbuh) to make it Muhammadim. In English translation they have even translated the name of Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) as "altogether lovely", but in the Old Testament in Hebrew, the name of Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) is yet present.


Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) in the New Testament:

Al-Qur'an Chapter 61 Verse 6:

"And remember, Jesus, the son of Mary, said, 'O Children of Israel! I am the messenger of Allah (sent) to you, confirming the Law (which came) before me and giving glad tidings of a messenger to come after me, whose name shall be Ahmed.' But when he came to them with clear signs, they said, 'This is evident sorcery!' "

All the prophecies mentioned in the Old Testament regarding Muhammad (pbuh) besides applying to the Jews also hold good for the Christians.

1.
John chapter 14 verse 16:
"And I will pray the Father, and he shall give you another Comforter, that he may abide with you forever."

2.
Gospel of John chapter 15 verse 26:

"But when the Comforter is come, whom I will send unto you from the Father, even the Spirit of truth, which
proceedeth from the Father, he shall testify of me."

3.
Gospel of John chapter 16 verse 7:



"Nevertheless I tell you the truth; it is expedient for you that I go away: for if I go not away, the Comforter will not
come unto you; but if I depart, I will send him unto you".

"Ahmed" or "Muhammad" meaning "the one who praises" or "the praised one" is almost the translation of the
Greek word Periclytos. In the Gospel of John 14:16, 15:26, and 16:7. The word 'Comforter' is used in the English translation for the Greek word Paracletos which means advocate or a kind friend rather than a comforter.
Paracletos is the warped reading for Periclytos. Jesus (pbuh) actually prophesised Ahmed by name. Even the
Greek word Paraclete refers to the Prophet (pbuh) who is a mercy for all creatures.

Some Christians say that the Comforter mentioned in these prophecies refers to the Holy Sprit. They fail to realise
that the prophecy clearly says that only if Jesus (pbuh) departs will the Comforter come. The Bible states that the
Holy Spirit was already present on earth before and during the time of Jesus (pbuh), in the womb of Elizabeth, and again when Jesus (pbuh) was being baptised, etc. Hence this prophecy refers to none other than Prophet
Muhammad (pbuh).

4.
Gospel of John chapter 16 verse 12-14:

"I have yet many things to say unto you, but ye cannot bear them now. Howbeit when he, the Spirit of truth is
come, he will guide you unto all truth: for he shall not speak of himself; but whatsoever he shall hear, that shall he speak: and he will shew you things to come. He shall glorify me".

The Sprit of Truth, spoken about in this prophecy referes to none other than Prophet Muhammad (pbuh)

NOTE: All quotations of the Bible are taken from the King James Version.

Dhivehi Christian said...

Yes, they are back in force, for sure! The Maldives Taliban Cut'n Paste (strictly out of the Bible) Brigade is doing the needful indeed.

Doesn't the madharusaa teach anything other than attack every critic of Islam as though he or she were a Christian?

Islam is overwhelmed by and fearfully threatened by Christianity, no doubt!

Anonymous said...

why no pictures of prophet mohamed

Kobaa

Anonymous said...

Hey dhivehi Christian,

Now that you mention that "Islam is overwhelmed by and fearfully threatened by Christianity"
I wonder you are not threatened by the Papacy which has always being controlled by human beings just like you and here is an article on Rome and Bibles.

"In Roman-dominated lands, the Bible was almost an unknown book among the common people. Consider this testimony about conditions existing in THE CITY OF ROME ITSELF as late as the mid 19th century: "The Bible in Rome is a strange and rare book. The only edition of it authorized to be sold here, is in fifteen large volumes, which are filled with Popish commentaries. Of course none but the rich can purchase a copy of the sacred Scriptures. Indeed very few of the common people know what we mean by the Bible" (J.A. Clark, Protestant Episcopal Church of St. Andrew, Philadelphia, in a letter to his congregation, dated from Rome, March 24, 1838; reprinted by Charles Elliott, Delineation of Roman Catholicism, 1851, p. 23)." Talk about controlling religions!!!
And now that you mention tha you are a christian I wonder which one of the following list are you?
Catholicism, Protestant, Methodist, Jehova Witnessess,Anglican, Baptist,Orthodox etc. I wonder how were you able to decide which one you follow when each of these follow so many bibles and each one has parts missing or deleted by their respective churches.
Another thing is if you say you are a follower of Easa (alaihi salaam) then you would be in the fold of Islam. If you didnt know many christians are fighting with the idea of trinity and other christian teachings and reverting to Islam and you like a fool are running into this confusion with open arms...That does sound hilarious!!!!

boagos dhivehi christians said...

hehehhehehehhe dhivehi christian mihaaru eba ehche visneytha
i think we know christianity better than u.......maa gina igireysi film beligen ekantha salhi vegen hama christian ekey kiyanee.....thane dhore neyngey moyaekey kiyaanama maa kaleyaa gulheyne.....lol

Dhivehi Christian said...

Let us say that you are the ones who are fools. You follow a pedophile from Arabia. I don't see any proof that Mohamed bin Abdillah was ever a prophet of a god. He was a terrorist, murderer, thief, highway robber, pervert and sex maniac. You can see ample proof of all this in respected writings of your death cult.

Dhivehi Christian said...

"maa gina igireysi film beligen ekantha salhi vegen hama christian ekey kiyanee"

Now do I detect a slight tone of envy there? I am a baptized and confirmed Christian.

Anonymous said...

Hey Dhivehi Christian who is calling the followers of Muhammad (Peace be Upon Him) fools.....

On the day of Resurrection you will be with those whom you love,obey and follow
and the believers of Allah will see who were the foolish ones, throwing away time as if it were nothing, running after the glitter of this perishable world,trying to extinguish the light of Islam(try thinking IMPOSSIBLE).
Such fools that they do not see light but darkness surrounds the foolish in this world and the hellfire in the Hereafter!!!

Dhivehi Christian said...

I don't believe in your pedophile prophet or his invention called allah. So there is no point in quoting from his writings to impress me.

Anonymous said...

Hey Dhivehi Christian,

Who said we are trying to impress you??!!!
Stating facts and facts remain facts whether you believe or not.
In the time before scientists discovered the earth was a sphere the people believed the earth was flat, but sorry to tell you this did not make the earth flat just cause someone believes it.
Have you ever been to the sun?Or to the depths of the ocean? Or being in a tornado, but just because you have never seen something like it (with your eyes or beleived with your heart) does not mean that it does not exist.
Enjoy the darkness which you see as light until a time comes when you cannot breathe or hold onto the life of this world or keep your body from withering into dust, or even call out to your loved ones from beyond the grave.
Whether you believe or not does not matter to me, as you will not be helping me after I die nor will I be helping you after you die!!!
Each one is responsible for his/her own self.
Have fun while you can for it is only a short period that you will be in this worldly life, who knows tomorrow may be the day you or I might die and having everything in this whole world will not matter then....

Dhivehi Christian said...

I know what will happen to me after my death. I am assured of it. You are the one who is in the dark, if you have been conned by Mohamed and his allah. Sweet dreams ya akhi.

Anonymous said...

Hey Dhivehi Christian,
If you are so assured of what you will have after death, why are you fighting to gain this world????

Dhivehi Christian said...

I am not "fighting" to gain anything. I have gained salvation through Jesus Christ. That's all I need. What made you think I am "figting" to gain anything?

bpp said...

hey maldivian christian
u cant show any proof against what v r saying , I dont think u hv any knowledge abt christianity , Islam or Science .....

Anonymous said...

maldivian christian can u explain me trinity

Anonymous said...

Mohammed's Greatest Miracle Was Sex

By Ayesha Ahmed

2005/09/18



Apostle’s greatest miracle was not the Quran. It was his capacity for lovemaking. Allah had given him libido of 30 men.



Most infidels don’t even consider the Quran to be a big deal. They say a village idiot can come up with such a book. They claim that many people have written much better books than Quran. But I ask them, can anyone match the apostle’s lovemaking prowess? Can they at the age 60+ make love to 10 young women in a single night? Yes, the apostle could do it. That is an irrefutable proof of his prophethood, which cannot be duplicated.



Bukhari,Volume 1, Book 5, Number 268:



“Prophet was given the strength (sexual) of thirty men”.



Apostle could make love (continuously) to all his wives (9 to 11) in one night.



Volume 1, Book 5, Number 268:



"The Prophet used to visit all his wives in a round, during the day and night and they were eleven in number. Prophet was given the strength of thirty (men)."



Bukhari,Volume 7, Book 62, Number 6:



The Prophet used to go round (have sexual relations with) all his wives in one night



Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 5, Number 270:



Aisha said, "I scented Allah's Apostle and he went round (had sexual intercourse with) all his wives."



PROPHET SULAIMAN WAS GIVEN SIMILAR STRENGTH



Such sexual capability and stamina is Allah’s miracle, which is only given to prophets.



Prophet Sulaiman used to have sex with 100 women in one night.



Bukhari Volume 4, Book 52, Number 74i:



Allah's Apostle said, "Once Solomon, son of David said, '(By Allah) Tonight I will have sexual intercourse with one hundred (or ninety-nine) women each of whom will give birth to a knight who will fight in Allah's Cause.



EVEN GIBRAEEL VISITED APOSTLE’S BEDROOM



His lovemaking was complimented by visits of archangel Gibraeel. Once apostle even introduced Gibraeel to Ayesha. Ordinary mortals cannot see angels, needless to say she was clueless and could not see him.



Bukhari, Volume 5, Book 57, Number 112:



Narrated Abu Salama:



'Aisha said, "Once Allah's Apostle said (to me), 'O Aish ('Aisha)! This is Gabriel greeting you.' I said, 'Peace and Allah's Mercy and Blessings be on him, you see what I don't see' " She was addressing Allah 's Apostle.



ALL HIS OTHER WIVES WATCHED HIM MAKE LOVE



Apostle’s love making was outstanding and was watched (and admired) by all his wives....



Bukhari, Book 008, Number 3450:



Anas (Allah be pleased with him) reported that Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) had nine wives. They (all the wives) used to gather every night in the house of one where he had to come (and stay that night).



PEEPING TOMS ALSO WATCHED



Bukhari , Volume 9, Book 83, Number 38a:



A man peeped into one of the dwelling places of the Prophet.



Muslim, Book 025, Number 5369:



Anas b. Malik reported that a person peeped in some of the holes (in the doors) of Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him).



Bukhari, Volume 9, Book 83, Number 38:



Narrated Sahl bin Sa'd As-Sa'idi:



A man peeped through a hole in the door of Allah's Apostle's house,



ALLAH BLESSED HIM WITH SPECIAL PRIVILEDGES FOR SEX



Allah not only gave him extraordinary capability for sexual activity but also gave him special privileges to use those capabilities.



.Q33.50 : O Prophet! In addition to all your wives, slave girls and captured women, we have made lawful to you all your first cousins and any believing woman if she gave herself to you, and if you desire her.



ALLAH BLESSED HIM WITH DIVINE INSPIRATIONS AFTER SEX



Allah blessed his lovemaking with divine inspirations afterwards.



Tabari Vl7, page :7 Ayesha said “Inspiration came to him when he and I were in a single blanket”.



Bukhari Vol 5 Bk57 N 119



Prophet said, By Allah, the Divine Inspiration never came to me while I was under the blanket of any woman except Aesha.”



WOMEN OFFERED THEMSELVES TO HIM



Apostle got solicitated by hot women all the time (apparently by the publicity of his greatness in bed)..



Bukhari,Volume 7, Book 62, Number 24:



A woman came to Allah's Apostle and said, "O Allah's Apostle! I have come to give you myself



Bukhari,Volume 7, Book 62, Number 48:



Narrated Hisham's father:



Khaula bint Hakim was one of those ladies who presented themselves to the Prophet. 'Aisha said, "Doesn't a lady feel ashamed for presenting herself to a man?"



Bukhari,Volume 7, Book 62, Number 53:



Narrated Thabit Al-Banani:



"A woman came to Allah's Apostle and presented herself to him, saying, 'O Allah's Apostle, have you any need for me ?' "Thereupon Anas's daughter said, "What a shameless lady she was! Shame! Shame!" Anas said, "She was better than you; she had a liking for the Prophet



Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 62, Number 54:



“A woman presented herself to the Prophet.”



Bukhari,Volume 7, Book 62, Number 58:



Narrated Sahl bin Sad:



A woman came to Allah's Apostle and said, "O Allah's Apostle! I have come to you to present myself to you”



HIGH LIBIDO CAUSED QUICK ARROUSALS



Apostle got aroused at sight of (attractive) women.



Muslim, Book 008, Number 3240:



“Jabir reported that Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) saw a woman, and so he came to his wife, Zainab, as she was tanning a leather and had sexual intercourse with her”.



AROUSED BY CLOSE RELATIVES



One day Apostle of Allah walked into his adopted son Zaid’s house. Zaid was not there but he caught a glimpse of his voluptuous and beautiful wife Zainab (she was apostle’s first cousin) in her birthday suit.



Tabari wrote:



"One day Muhammad went out looking for Zaid. Now there was a covering of hair cloth over the doorway, but the wind had lifted the covering so that the doorway was uncovered. Zaynab was in her chamber, undressed, and admiration for her entered the heart of the Prophet".



The admiration aroused him instantly, which Zainab also noticed and mentioned it to her husband Zaid later. He rushed to his father’s house and offered Zainab to him. Mohammed worried about possible bad press and refused to accept it. But Allah will not take no for an answer and insisted on their union.



Q 33:37 We gave her (Zaid’s wife) unto thee in marriage, so that (henceforth) there may be no sin for believers in respect of wives of their adopted sons”.



AROUSED BY WIFE’S MAIDS



Once he entered his wife Hafsa’s room for some reason. Hafsa was not there but he found her lovely young maid Maria instead. He grabbed her and jumped into the bed with her for a quickie. But the quickie was not quick enough and Hafsa walked in and started yelling. To quieten her down and to please her he promised never to touch her maid again. However Allah did not approve of this sacrifice and revealed the following ayas:



Q66.1 SHAKIR: O Prophet! why do you forbid (yourself) that which Allah has made lawful for you (slave girl Maria); you seek to please your wife(Hafsa)



66.2 Allah has sanctioned for you to break your promise (go sleep with Hafsa’s maid)



AROUSED BY LITTLE GIRLS



Apostle was helpless because of his 30 man libido and got excited even when he saw little girls.



Ibn Ishaq: Suhayli, 2.79: In the riwaya of Yunus Ibn Ishaq recorded that the apostle saw (Ummu’l-Fadl hen she was baby crawling before him and said, ‘If she grows up and I am still alive I will marry her.’ (ref.10, p. 311)



Muhammad saw Um Habiba the daughter of Abbas while she was fatim (age of nursing) and he said, "If she grows up while I am still alive, I will marry her." (Musnad Ahmad, Number 25636)



AROUSED BY DREAMS OF LITTLE GIRLS



Twice he dreamt of a little girl, the 6 year old pretty daughter of his best friend Abu. She was wrapped in a silk cloth. He uncovered the silk cloth to see more of her.



Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 62, Number 15:



Narrated 'Aisha:



Allah's Apostle said (to me), "You have been shown to me twice in (my) dreams. A man was carrying you in a silken cloth and said to me, 'This is your wife.' I uncovered it; and behold, it was you. I said to myself, 'If this dream is from Allah, He will cause it to come true.'"



He ended up marrying the 6 year old girl of his dreams.



HIGH LIBIDO CAUSED REALISTIC DAY DREAMING



Apostle could think of having sex with his wives and it felt just like real thing..



Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 71, Number 660:



Narrated Aisha:



“Allah's Apostle used to think that he had sexual relations with his wives while he actually had not”.



DRY CLEANING



His day dreaming was so realistic that he even got wet spots on his garments . Ayesha drycleaned those spots.



Bukhari,Book 002, Number 0572:



Ayesha said “ In case I found that (semen) on the garment of the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) dried up, I scraped it off with my nails”.



APOSTL’S LIBIDO HAD ITS LIMITS



Apostle was turned off instantly whenever he was suspected of shadiness.



One night Ayesha got a punch instead of getting sex because she got suspicious of his strange activities and followed him at night (without his knowledge) to a cemetery, where he stood in darkness waving his hands.



Muslimi,Book 004, Number 2127:



Ayesha narrated. "He struck me on the chest which caused me pain.”



(the hadith is too long, one can read on usc.edu/msa)



AL SHANBA GETS KICKED OUT OF BED



When the apostle was in bed with his new young and pretty bride Al Shanba bint Amr bin Ghiffuriya, she told him that if he was a real prophet, his most beloved 2 year old son Ibrahim would not have died of sickness after he prayed day and night for him. Apostle kicked her out and divorced her without consummation of the marriage.



(She was lucky to have been just kicked out. Allah demands death for doubting Mohammed)



(Tabari, vol 9, page 136)



Souce: www.islamreview.com/articles/mohammedsgreatestmiraclewassex.shtml

Anonymous said...

Sahih Bukhari 8.682
The Prophet used to stay (for a period) in the house of Zainab bint Jahsh (one of the wives of the Prophet ) and he used to drink honey in her house. Hafsa and I decided that when the Prophet entered upon either of us, she would say, "I smell in you the bad smell of Maghafir (a bad smelling raisin). Have you eaten Maghafir?" When he entered upon one of us, she said that to him. He replied (to her), "No, but I have drunk honey in the house of Zainab bint Jahsh, and I will never drink it again." Then the following verse was revealed: -O Prophet! Why do you ban (for you) that which Allah has made lawful for you?...(up to)...If you two (wives of the Prophet) turn in repentance to Allah." (66.1-4) The two were 'Aisha and Hafsa. And also the Statement of Allah: -And (Remember) when the Prophet disclosed a matter in confidence to one of his wives!'- (66.3) i.e., his saying, "But I have drunk honey." Hisham said: It also meant his saying, "I will not drink anymore, and I have taken an oath, so do not inform anybody of that."

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Dhivehi Christian said...

Good post from Ayesha Ahmed. Shame, shame! These Muslims are following a sex maniac!

Anonymous said...

if muhammed(pbuh)is as u say..y wud Michael H. Hart rank muhammed(pbuh)no.1 in the list of Most Influential people in History....
n keep in mind hes a christian not a muslim....n he wud have read the whole biography of muhammed(pbuh)....

Anonymous said...

hmmmm...
From the 100, a Ranking of the Most Influential Persons in History

by Michael H. Hart
http://www.jamaat.net/hart/thetop100.html

First of all, why I was surprised? Because by placing Prophet Muhammad to No.1 he is proving to everybody out there that he has really done a good job, why? Because I believe if he didn't know much about Prophet Muhammad and has not done enough research, he would probably put Jesus Christ or Neuton to first place. So being a non-Muslim and putting a Muslim Prophet on No.1 means that he just had to present the truth in correct way, whether people oppose it religiously or politically and whether we like it or not. Prophet Muhammad indeed the Most Influential Man in History (and in Future).

For every person who does not agree with Mr. Hart's placement of Prophet Muhammad to No.1, I would suggest that they search Amazon and pick up a book on Prophet Muhammad and read it, upon completion of the book I am sure you will have some idea why he is the No.1 (Because what most Westerners know of Prophet Muhammad is far from truth, for years Islam has been misinterpreted by Orientalists. And when they (people who have been influenced by Orientalist's works) see books like this one, they just cannot believe or accept it.) But at the end: Truth Prevails!

Anonymous said...

And if you don't know why Michael Hart ranked Mohamed as the most influential man ever, read this:

Qur’an 33:51 “You may have whomever you desire; there is no blame.”
Tabari VIII:187 “The [sixty-two-year old] Messenger of Allah married Mulaykah. She was
young and beautiful. One of the Prophet’s wives came to her and said, ‘Are you not
ashamed to marry a man who killed your father during the day he conquered Mecca?” She
therefore took refuge from him.”
Qur’an 66:1 “O Prophet! Why forbid yourself that which Allah has made lawful to you? You
seek to please your consorts.”
Qur’an 66:4 “If you (women) turn in repentance to him, it would be better. Your hearts have
been impaired, for you desired (the ban) [on how many girls Muhammad could play with at
a time]. But if you back each other up against (Muhammad), truly Allah is his protector,and Gabriel, and everyone who believes—and furthermore, the angels will back (him) up.”
Qur’an 66:5 “Maybe, if he divorces you (all), Allah will give him in exchange consorts better
than you—submissive, faithful, obedient, adorers who worship, who travel, and are inclined
to fasting—previously married or virgins.”
Tabari VIII:117 “Dihyah had asked the Messenger for Safiyah when the Prophet chose her for
himself. Muhammad gave Dihyah her two cousins instead.” Ishaq:511 “When he protested,
wanting to keep Safiyah for himself, the Apostle traded for Safiyah by giving Dihyah her
two cousins. The women of Khaybar were distributed among the Muslims.”
Bukhari:V5B59N524“The Muslims said among themselves, ‘Will Safiyah be one of the Prophet’s
wives or just a lady captive and one of his possessions?’”
Tabari VIII:110 “When Abu Sufyan learned that the Prophet had taken her, he said, ‘That stallion’s
nose is not to be restrained!’”
Bukhari:V4B52N143/V5B59N523 “When we reached Khaybar, Muhammad said that Allah had
enabled him to conquer them. It was then that the beauty of Safiyah was described to him.
Her husband had been killed [by Muhammad], so Allah’s Apostle selected her for himself.
He took her along with him till we reached a place where her menses were over and he took
her for his wife, consummating his marriage to her, and forcing her to wear the veil.’”
Tabari VIII:122/Ishaq:515“Muhammad commanded that Safiyah should be kept behind him and
he threw his cloak over her. Thus the Muslims knew that he had chosen her for himself.”
Ishaq:517 “When the Apostle took Safiyah on his way out of town, she was beautified and
combed, putting her in a fitting state for the Messenger. The Apostle passed the night with
her in his tent. Abu Ayyub, girt with his sword, guarded the Apostle, going round the tent
until he saw him emerge in the morning. Ayyub said, ‘I was afraid for you with this woman
for you have killed her father, her husband, and her people.”
Qur’an 33:30 “O Consorts of the Prophet! If…any of you are devout, obedient, and submissive
in the service to Allah and His Messenger, and does good, to her shall We grant her reward
twice. We have prepared for her a generously rich provision.”
Tabari IX:126 “The Messenger of Allah married fifteen women. He combined eleven at a time
and left behind nine.”
Ishaq:311 “The Apostle saw Ummu’l when she was a baby crawling before his feet and said,
‘If she grows up, I will marry her.’ But he died before he was able to do so.”
Tabari VII:7 “The Prophet married Aisha in Mecca three years before the Hijrah, after the
death of Khadija. At the time she was six.” Ishaq:281 “When the Apostle came to Medina he
was fifty-three.” Tabari IX:128 “When the Prophet married Aisha she very young and not yet
ready for consummation.”
Bukhari:V9B87N139-40“Allah’s Apostle told Aisha, ‘You were shown to me twice in my dreams
[a.k.a. sexual fantasies]. I beheld a man or angel carrying you in a silken cloth. He said to
me, “She is yours, so uncover her.” And behold, it was you. I would then say to myself, “If
this is from Allah, then it must happen.”’”
Tabari IX:131 “My mother came to me while I was being swung on a swing between two
branches and got me down. My nurse wiped my face with some water and started leading
me. When I was at the door she stopped so I could catch my breath. I was then brought in while the Messenger was sitting on a bed in our house. My mother made me sit on his lap.
Then the men and women got up and left. The Prophet consummated his marriage with me
in my house when I was nine years old.”
Tabari IX:133 “Juwayriyyah was chosen by the Messenger for himself on the day of the Muraysi
raid from the captives.”
Tabari IX:134 “Muhammad took Zaynab [his daughter-in-law] but Allah did not find any fault
in the [incestuous] relationship and ordered the marriage.”
Tabari IX:135 “When the Prophet scrutinized the captives on the day of Khaybar, he threw his
cloak over Safayah. Thus she was his chosen one.”
Tabari IX:139 “The Messenger married Ghaziyyah after the news of her beauty and skill had
reached him.”
Tabari IX:137 “Allah granted Rayhanah of the [Jewish] Qurayza to His Messenger as booty
[but only after she had been forced to watch him decapitate her father and brother, seen
her mother hauled off to be raped, and her sisters sold into slavery].”
Tabari IX:137 “Mariyah, a Copt slave, was presented to the Prophet. She was given to him by
Muqawqis, the ruler of Alexandria.”
Tabari IX:138 “The Prophet married Aliyyah, a Bakr woman. He gave her gifts for divorce and
left her. He also married Qutaylah, but he died before he could consummate the marriage.”
Tabari IX:139 “Layla approached the Prophet while his back was to the sun and clapped him
on his shoulder. He asked her who it was and she replied, ‘I am the daughter of one who
competes with the wind. I am Layla. I have come to offer myself to you.’ He replied, ‘I
accept.’” [Layla shared her story with her parents.] “They said, ‘What a bad thing you have
done! You are a self-respecting girl, but the Prophet is a womanizer.’”
Tabari IX:147 “A eunuch named Mubur was presented to Muhammad along with two slave
girls. One he took as a concubine, the other he gave to Haasn.”
Ishaq:186 “He took me into Paradise and there I saw a damsel with dark red lips. I asked her
to whom she belonged, for she pleased me much when I saw her.”
Bukhari:V4B52N211“I participated in a Ghazwa [raid] with the Prophet. I said, ‘Apostle, I am a
bridegroom.’ He asked me whether I had married a virgin or matron. I answered, ‘A matron.’
He said, ‘Why not a virgin who would have played with you? Then you could have played
with her.’ ‘Apostle! My father was martyred and I have some young sisters, so I felt it not
proper that I should marry a young girl as young as them.’”
Tabari VIII:100 “The Messenger sent Hatib to Muqawqis, the ruler of Alexandria. Hatib delivered
the letter of the Prophet, and Muqawqis gave Allah’s Apostle four slave girls.”
Bukhari:V9B86N98“The Prophet said, ‘A virgin should not be married till she is asked for her
consent.’ ‘O Apostle! How will the virgin express her consent?’ He said, ‘By remaining silent.’”
Bukhari:V5B59N342 “Umar said, ‘When my daughter Hafsa lost her husband in the battle of
Badr, Allah’s Apostle demanded her hand in marriage and I married her to him.’”
Tabari VIII:1 “In this year the Messenger married Zaynab bt. Jahsh [a first cousin: Allah’s
Messenger came to the house of Zayd bin [son of] Muhammad. Zaynab, Zayd’s wife, rose
to meet him. She was dressed only in a shift…. She jumped up eagerly and excited the admiration of Allah’s Messenger, so that he turned away murmuring something that could
scarcely be understood. However, he did say overtly, ‘Glory be to Allah Almighty, who
causes hearts to turn!’ So Zayd went to Muhammad. ‘Prophet, I have heard that you came
to my house. Why didn’t you go in? [Dad,] Perhaps Zaynab has excited your admiration, so
I will leave her.’”
Tabari VIII:4 “One day Muhammad went out looking for Zayd. Now there was a covering of
haircloth over the doorway, but the wind had lifted the covering so that the doorway was
uncovered. Zaynab was in her chamber, undressed, and admiration for her entered the
heart of the Prophet. After that Allah made her unattractive to Zayd.’”
Tabari VIII:3 “Zayd left her, and she became free. While the Messenger of Allah was talking
with Aisha, a fainting overcame him. When he was released from it, he smiled and said,
‘Who will go to Zaynab to tell her the good news? Allah has married her to me.’ Then the
Prophet recited [Qur’an 33] to the end of the passage. Aisha said, ‘I became very uneasy
because of what we heard about her beauty and another thing, the loftiest of matters,
what Allah had done for her by personally giving her to him in marriage. I said that she
would boast of it over us.’”
Qur’an 33:4 “Allah has not made your wives whom you divorce your mothers: nor has He made
your adopted sons your sons. Such is (only) your (manner of) speech by your mouths.”
Qur’an 33:6 “The Prophet has a greater claim on the faithful than they have on themselves,
and his wives are their mothers.... This is written in the Book.”
Qur’an 33:37 “You hid in your mind and your heart that which Allah was about to manifest: you
feared the people, but it is more fitting that thou shouldst fear Allah. Then when Zayd had
dissolved (his marriage) with her, with the necessary (formality), We gave her to you, joining
her in marriage to you: in order that there may be no difficulty or sin for the Believers
in the wives of their adopted sons, when the latter have dissolved with the necessary (formality)
(their marriage) with them. And Allah’s command must be fulfilled.” Qur’an 33:38
“There can be no difficulty, harm, or reproach to the Prophet in doing what Allah has
ordained to him as a duty. It was the practice (approved) of Allah amongst those of old that
have passed away. And the commandment of Allah is a decree determined. (It is the practice
of those) who deliver the Messages of Allah, and fear Him. Allah keeps good account.
Muhammad is not the father of any of your men, but (he is) the Messenger of Allah, and the
Last of the Prophets with the Seal: and Allah has full knowledge of all things.”
Qur’an 33:48 “And obey not (the behests) of the Unbelievers and the Hypocrites. Disregard
their noxious talk and heed not their annoyances, but put thy trust in Allah. For enough is
Allah as a Disposer of affairs.” Qur’an 33:50 “O Prophet! We have made lawful to you all the
wives to whom you have paid dowers; and those whom your hands possess out of the prisoners
of war spoils whom Allah has assigned to you; and daughters of your paternal uncles
and aunts, and daughters of your uncles and aunts, who migrated with you; and any
believing woman if the Prophet wishes her; this is a privilege for you only, and not for the
rest of the Believers; We know what We have appointed for them as to their wives and the
captives whom they possess; in order that there should be no difficulty for you and that you
should be free from blame.”Qur’an 33:51 “You may put off whom you please, and you may take to you whomever you
desire. You may defer any of them you please, and you may have whomever you want; there
is no blame on you if you invite one who you had set aside. It is no sin.”
Qur’an 33:28 “O Prophet, say to your wives and consorts: ‘If you desire this world’s life and its
glittering adornment, then come! I will provide them for your enjoyment and set you free
in a handsome manner. And if you desire Allah and His Messenger and the latter abode,
then lo! Allah hath prepared for the good-doers an immense reward.”
Qur’an 33:30 “O Consorts of the Prophet! If any of you are guilty of unseemly conduct, shamelessness,
or lewdness, the punishment will be doubled, and that is easy for Allah. But any
of you that is devout, obedient, and submissive in the service to Allah and His Messenger,
and does good, to her shall We grant her reward twice. We have prepared for her a generously
rich provision.”
Qur’an 33:32 “Consorts of the Prophet! You are not like any of the (other) women. Fear and
keep your duty, lest one in whose heart is a disease should be moved with desire. Stay quietly
in your apartment. Make not a dazzling display like that of the former times of Ignorance.
Perform the devotion, pay the zakat; and obey Allah and His Messenger. And Allah
wishes to cleanse you with a thorough cleansing. And bear in mind that which is recited in
your houses of the revelations of Allah and the wisdom.”
Qur’an 4:23 “Prohibited to you are: your mothers, daughters, sisters.... Also (prohibited are)
women already married, except slaves who are captives.” [Rape is okay with Team Islam.]
Bukhari:V5B59N459 “I entered the Mosque, saw Said, sat beside him and asked about sex.
Abu Said said, ‘We went out with Allah’s Apostle and we received female slaves from
among the captives. We desired women and we loved to do coitus interruptus.’”

Well, I hope you've now got an idea.

Dhivehi Christian said...

"Michael Hart"? Now isn't that an infidel or just another wolf in sheep's clothing? Why do you need the endorsement of infidels to establish the credentials of your pedophile, sex maniac cult leader? Can't you simply trust Allah's say so?

Anonymous said...

Hey Dhivehi Christian,

You are the ones who need proof from infidels to know what is right from wrong. As you think that they have the best lives in the whole wide world.
Arent you the one trying to follow the westerners footsteps when they themselves see light more clearly than you...
So many christian are leaving so called christian churches and searching everywhere for answers and peace of mind and you being the fools think that what they have left is the best deal for you...
Go ahead and follow the blind, who will lead you nowhere but to destruction..

Anonymous said...

U TAKE THE WHOLE BIOGRAPHY OF MUHAMED (PBUH)N SHOW IT TO ANY BIOGRAPHER IN THE WORLD...NO ONE WUD ADMIT THAT MUHAMMED IS AS U SAY...U R JUST QUOTING OUT OF CONTEXT..N ADDING UR OWN WORDS...U JUST WANT OTHERS TO BELEIVE WAT U BELEIVE..HEHE BUT WE R NOT BLIND FOLLOWERS WE DO RESERCH N FIND THE TRUTH...ANYONE WITH A BRAIN WILL NOT BELEIVE A SINGLE WORD THAT U PEOPLE R SAYING..U DONT HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE ABT ANY RELIGION ....U JUST HATE ISLAM...N WANT TO SHOW THAT ALL OTHER RELIGIONS R BETTER THAN IT...EVENTHOUGH U DONT KNOW ANYTHIG ABT EITHER...SO HOW CAN ANYONE PROVE THE TRUTH TO SOMEONE SO SO INGNORANT...

Anonymous said...

"DR". Zakir naik is an idiot paid by saudis

Dhivehi Christian said...

You addressed me: "You are the ones who need proof from infidels..."

Now you are making me laugh. I am and infidel! get it?

Dhivehi Christian said...

"Quoting out of context". Perhaps this is an expression uttered by you Muslims more than the sahaadhaiiy. Exactly what is the context of an old man (Mohamed) simulating sex with a 6 year old girl (Aisha) and then fully ravishing her 3 years later? Tell me!

Anonymous said...

hey ayesha ahmed....i think uve done enuf reaserch to take u from ur beloved chest of ur mother..to the hell rising fire....i thinkuve done a great job and made a pathway staight away to hell..may u burn in hot fire..
Allah Akbar
Ayesha A H

Anonymous said...

hey ayesha ahmed....i think uve done enuf reaserch to take u from ur beloved chest of ur mother..to the hell rising fire....i thinkuve done a great job and made a pathway staight away to hell..may u burn in hot fire..
Allah Akbar
Ayesha A H

Anonymous said...

hey ayesha ahmed....i think uve done enuf reaserch to take u from ur beloved chest of ur mother..to the hell rising fire....i thinkuve done a great job and made a pathway staight away to hell..may u burn in hot fire..
Allah Akbar
Ayesha A H